Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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