So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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