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just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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