The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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