id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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