Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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