Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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