yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
