I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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