I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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