Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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