I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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