my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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