Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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