This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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