he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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