We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
