I'm really into asian looking animals
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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