She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Mom said you looked used
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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