my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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