come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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