Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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