Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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