In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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