what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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