We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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