On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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