I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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