I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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