i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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