He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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