Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He did a backflip because drugs
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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