Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
