Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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