that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
