did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Randomize
