yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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