He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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