): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can you bring me the toilet please
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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