Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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