frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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