honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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