what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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