nut hugger
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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