I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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