STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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