your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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