Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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