He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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