It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
the raccoons are back...
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