Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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