All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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